Trump built an empire out of hurt feelings.
And now, every time the heat turns up, he melts.

He’s not just a con artist or a strongman—he’s a damn drama queen. Every indictment, every investigation, every challenge to his ego turns into a pity parade with gold-plated floats. “So unfair.” “Witch hunt.” “They’re after me!” We’ve heard it all before, and it’s rotting our ability to tell real harm from cosplay oppression.

While he plays martyr-in-chief, actual victims get ignored. Immigrants in cages. Queer kids banned from bathrooms. Pregnant women arrested for miscarriages. But sure, let’s all hold hands and sob for the billionaire who can’t stop yelling at reporters from his private jet.

He’s not being silenced. He’s just pissed people stopped clapping.