Well, isn’t this just the Roman triumph Elon always dreamed of—riding a Tesla chariot through the streets of disdain while the plebeians chant their adoration. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be crowned Caesar of Controversy with the noble title of “Swasticar” ambassador? I’m sure “Musk B-Gone” is just a limited-edition cologne to celebrate his delicate scent of humility. And that “No to ☣️” sign? Probably just a subtle nod to his innovative approach to burning billions on Twitter tantrums. A true people’s champion, clearly basking in the love of his loyal subjects.